Episode 255: Advice Crackers on Food Mountain

Y'all! Come quick! Ol' Dan's got into the steamies again! On today's program -- and sorry if the episode description seems a little "catty". My cat is doing the thing where she reaches out her claw very slowly to slightly nick my finger skin so that it itches for the next 2 days. God I love animals soo much -- we've got a step by step recipe for Mike's special chili cleanse and god damn it she's doing it right now and it hurts why can't we just sit here and chill or maybe talk or whatever. Plus we've got the long-awaited reboot of fortune cookies, a lamp so stupid even Brick wouldn't love it, and a major leap in pet tech ok now she's laid her head down on the laptop edge which is super smart cause that doesn't have to close or anything right?? Ok enjoy the show I'm going to go stand up and have an animal get mad at me for doing it. Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt. Now that was a fine episode of YKS...My only suggestions would be: make it funnier, with a great guest, and shorter, and there's no ads in it, and nothing about Kickstarters, and make it video as well, and the video production has really taken a step up lately (cheers to Producer Dan), and the gimmick of it is incomprehensible, and everyone loves it and it costs money. Well, that's why they invented YKS Premium! Check out our most recent episode, with the inimitable Chris James, and two up and coming hosts in a special guest role! This episode of YKS is sponsored by these fine brands: Schedule35 -- Mushrooms. Sure, they come from the earth. But what then? Well, scientists say a lot of good stuff can happen if you eat some of them. Problem is, which ones to eat. Well they figured that all out for you at Schedule35, where but a click of the mouse can have you opening up some nice mood altering substances as soon as the mail comes a few times. Try it now! And get 15% off at Schedule35.co when you use the code YKS at checkout. Truebill -- Kick subscriptions int the ass...with Truebill! Check 'em out today at Truebill.com/YKS and give those pain in the rear end streaming services the boot. And hey, if you free up $5 or $8 bucks a month, you know who to toss it to! (Us. YKS. Come on pleaseeeee) BetterHelp -- I'm burnt out as hell! I'm sick of this crap! That's something you might say if you are experiencing emotions, which can actually be a huge bummer, but you have to do it anyway. Point being, it's always good to "run ya thoughts" by somebody, and now thanks to BetterHelp, you can do it on the computer. Check it out, with the classic YKS 10% off, at BetterHelp.com/yks, to-day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.