342: Blowhole Bangers

‼️MERCH OUT NOW on stiffsocksshop.com‼️ Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/23 – Buffalo, NY (Low Tickets) 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL Trevor and Michael go off the rails in this chaotic banger of an episode. Trevor nearly boils himself alive in a bathtub to shoot a promo, Michael recalls getting head in a library study room, and somehow we end up deep-diving SeaWorld’s rap concerts. Plus the guys debate dating app cringe, cheese smuggling at In-N-Out, ramen addiction, and whether you should invoice your future kids for being born. Oh, and there’s a woman on TikTok who queefs on command. Enjoy. O:25 Car chargers and Natural selection  1:00 Trevor burned his legs filming a promo 5:00 Talking Federal Law and the End of Las Vegas 7:50 Getting head in a library  14:30 Michael was almost in Star Wars 20:00 Concerts at Sea World 25:00 Ben Baller goes to the movies 28:00 Have a baby or get a Lambo? 35:00 Taking dates to the shows 38:00 Dating is hard  45:00 Online dating  59:00 Talking with the Canva King 01:05:00 WIZZQUEIFA 01:10:00 Cheap dates 01:15:00 Eating Ramen in college  01:24:00 Sock Talk 01:24:00 Secret Sock Thanks to: BlueChew, Happy Thursday, HelloFresh, and BetterHelp BlueChew – BlueChew.com Discover your options at BlueChew.com! Happy Thursday – DrinkHappyThursday.com/socks To find out more and find a Happy Thursday near you, visit DrinkHappyThursday.com/socks HelloFresh – HelloFresh.com/socks10fm Go to HelloFresh.com/socks10fm now to get 10 Free Meals + a Free Item for Life! BetterHelp – BetterHelp.com/socks Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/socks