SJ261: Apple makes bank, the M1 vs Alder Lake, Google sued, Spotify flails, and Linux fixes a bug!

Mike bleeps his way through the latest quarterly earnings, Charles debunks bad Intel, AirTags help find stuff, airlines agree to stop exaggerating, and there are birthdays to celebrate! Don you silly hats, cadets, we're gonna partake of cake and fire! https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/01/27/iphone-mac-services-and-more-set-all-time-revenue-records-in-q1-2022 https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/01/27/notes-of-interest-from-apples-blockbuster-holiday-quarter-earnings-report https://daringfireball.net/linked/2022/01/27/aapl-q1-2022-results https://www.macobserver.com/news/apple-eighth-richest-country/ https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/01/24/us-attorneys-general-sue-google-over-using-trickery-for-profits https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/01/24/german-firms-claim-google-chrome-blocking-cookies-is-illegal https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/01/26/benchmarks-show-that-intels-alder-lake-chips-arent-m1-max-killers https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/01/29/apple-warns-macos-monterey-beta-testers-of-filevault-issue https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/01/25/dropbox-wont-be-fully-functional-when-macos-123-arrives https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/01/25/apple-pays-record-100500-to-student-who-found-mac-webcam-hack https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/01/25/apples-personal-user-safety-guide-attempts-to-ease-airtag-concerns https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/01/25/apples-airtag-uncovers-a-secret-german-intelligence-agency https://www.imore.com/airtag-helps-foil-plot-steal-truck-twice https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/01/24/apple-fined-56m-for-failing-to-meet-dutch-dating-app-order https://www.imore.com/apple-tv-gains-market-share-united-states-while-netflix-loses-it https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/01/24/apple-tv-ted-lasso-schmigadoon-up-for-art-directors-guild-awards https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/01/28/apple-tv-awards-nominations-increase-by-four-from-pga-awards-nominations https://www.iphoneincanada.ca/news/you-can-now-buy-apples-beats-fit-pro-wireless-earbuds-in-canada/ https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/01/24/ericsson-and-apple-patent-dispute-escalates-into-europe https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/01/28/faa-announces-agreement-with-att-verizon-on-5g-expansion https://www.vice.com/en/article/dypxpx/google-is-forcing-me-to-dump-a-perfectly-good-phone https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/01/26/samsungs-galaxy-s22-unpacked-event-is-on-february-9 https://www.iphoneincanada.ca/news/google-pixel-6a-launch-rumoured-for-may-2022/ https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/01/25/tesla-adds-apple-wallet-support-for-insurance-policy-cards-on-ios https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2022/01/a-bug-lurking-for-12-years-gives-attackers-root-on-every-major-linux-distro/ https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/01/28/neil-young-still-rockin-in-the-free-world-on-apple-music-after-spotify-exit https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/you-cant-please-em-all-joni-mitchell-pulls-catalog-from-spotify-1292397/ https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/01/23/wi-fi-7-speeds-are-almost-as-fast-as-thunderbolt-3 https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/01/fcc-aims-to-stop-broadband-bill-shock-reviving-plan-nixed-by-ajit-pai/ https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/01/25/google-kills-floc-will-stick-with-cookies-because-of-privacy-complaints https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/01/25/nvidia-close-to-giving-up-on-40b-arm-acquisition https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/01/25/a-virginia-woman-has-been-stalking-tim-cook-for-more-than-a-year https://appleinsider.com/articles/19/01/24/apple-launched-macintosh-on-january-24-1984-and-changed-the-world----eventually https://appleinsider.com/articles/19/01/27/apple-got-tablets-right-and-created-a-whole-new-market-with-the-ipad https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-01-24/ulvaeus-seeks-source-of-abba-magic-with-apple-radio-show