SJ255: It is NSO on, Gomer Tile, Dorsey fin, annual pun-ditz amnesia, Epic's masterplan, and more

Back from shore leave and oddly there's a lot of big news for this normally quiet period, from Nvidia taking in a performance of ARM and The Man, to AirTag media hysteria, to Prince William, and more! Take your protein pill (not in the hand with the AirPod!) and strap on your Wrist Mac -- we're going back to the future! https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/11/23/apple-sues-nso-group-over-pegasus-iphone-spyware https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/11/25/apple-will-alert-users-exposed-to-state-sponsored-spyware-attacks https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/12/03/nso-group-spyware-used-in-hacks-targeting-us-state-department-officials https://daringfireball.net/2021/11/sweeney_quiet_part_out_loud https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/11/30/fbi-document-showcases-how-secure-messaging-apps-stack-up https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/12/02/apple-hourly-workers-feel-helpless-under-punishing-pressure-mistreatment https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/11/30/16-inch-macbook-pro-users-reporting-magsafe-issues-clamshell-mode-problems https://www.iphoneincanada.ca/news/apple-airtags-being-used-by-thieves-to-steal-cars-in-york-region-say-police/ https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/12/02/apple-tries-last-minute-appeal-to-stop-app-store-changes https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/12/03/apple-fitness-adds-prince-william-to-celebrity-time-to-walk https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/12/03/apple-debuts-from-apple-music-with-love-featuring-exclusive-gifts-for-subscribers https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/11/23/drivers-license-support-in-wallet-app-delayed-until-early-2022 https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/11/30/twitch-adds-shareplay-integration-for-ipad-and-iphone-users https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/11/23/pixelmator-pro-adds-automatic-background-removal-goes-on-sale https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/12/02/apples-coda-nominated-for-nine-hollywood-critics-association-film-awards https://tidbits.com/2021/12/03/usbefuddled-untangling-the-rats-nest-of-usb-c-standards-and-cables/ https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/12/02/ftc-sues-to-block-nvidias-40b-acquisition-of-arm https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/11/30/google-really-is-evil-claims-ex-employee-lawsuit https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/11/29/jack-dorsey-reportedly-preparing-to-step-down-as-twitter-ceo https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/11/23/tile-acquired-by-location-tracking-platform-life360-in-205m-deal https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/12/01/apple-reportedly-telling-suppliers-demand-for-iphone-13-has-slowed https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/11/21/woman-swallows-airpod-instead-of-painkiller-records-audio-from-stomach https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/12/02/apple-defeats-developers-seeking-200-billion-over-app-store-tyrannical-greed https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/12/02/fcc-honors-apple-with-an-award-for-ios-14-accessibility-features https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/11/21/rare-1988-apple-watch-wristmac-going-up-for-auction