SJ228: Lickety-Zoom! APPL's fiscal Q2, Signal hacks back, Symphonisk RIP, Roku vs Google, & ninjas!

Chi-chow, cadets! Apple ninjas made an extortion attempt disappear! In more shocking news, Apple made all the monies, and pundits were surprised by this! Rumors of lossless Apple Music, a spat over YouTube, and Sigfried & Roy ... and we're not lion about that! Buckle down, cadets, we're trying out the new Infinite Improbability Drive and that means we'll be all over the techsphere ... all at once! https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/29/examining-apples-record-breaking-896b-quarter-by-the-numbers https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/29/apple-inadvertently-confirms-may-21-availability-for-ipad-pro-m1-imac-apple-tv-4k https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/29/magic-keyboard-wont-precisely-fit-new-129-inch-ipad-pro-but-still-works-says-apple https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/29/siri-remote-may-have-find-my-functionality-after-all https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/27/apple-will-ban-apps-offering-rewards-to-users-that-enable-tracking https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/30/european-commission-says-apple-is-in-breach-of-eu-competition-law https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/27/apple-fined-12m-in-russia-over-alleged-app-market-abuse https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/27/cellebrite-removes-iphone-data-extraction-from-most-capable-product https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/05/01/lossless-streaming-option-for-apple-music-may-launch-within-weeks https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/30/intel-windows-not-coming-to-m1-vmware-fusion-arm-windows-licensing-unclear https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/27/leaked-apple-schematics-and-extortion-threats-removed-from-dark-web https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/26/apple-releases-macos-big-sur-113-update-with-revisions-to-apple-music-games-controllers https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/26/apple-releases-tvos-145-with-extended-game-controller-support https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/26/apple-releases-watchos-74-with-face-id-unlock-assistance https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/26/apple-releases-ios-145-and-ipados-145-with-face-mask-unlock-app-tracking-transparency https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/28/apple-got-adobe-flash-to-work-on-ios-but-performance-was-abysmal-says-scott-forstall https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/27/facebooks-ios-145-privacy-prompt-will-take-weeks-to-roll-out https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/05/01/ikea-sonos-airplay-2-symfonisk-lamp-may-be-on-the-way-out https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/27/apple-products-must-come-with-three-year-warranty-in-spain https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/27/spotify-launches-paid-podcast-subscriptions-via-anchor https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/27/apple-signs-deal-for-exclusive-podcast-focused-on-siegfried-roy https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/30/apple-tv-lands-filmed-version-of-come-from-away-fills-out-cast-for-in-with-the-devil https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/30/musical-comedy-shmigadoon-debuts-july-16-on-apple-tv https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/28/epic-games-is-keeping-fortnite-off-microsoft-xcloud-because-it-sees-it-as-a-rival https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/28/ces-returning-to-las-vegas-for-2022-alongside-digital-platform https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/28/taking-on-airtag-t-mobiles-syncup-tracker-has-lte-seven-days-of-battery https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/05/01/129-inch-ipad-pro-with-m1-chip-costs-699-to-repair-without-applecare https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/27/apple-google-exposure-notification-has-a-privacy-flaw-on-android https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/30/roku-removes-youtube-tv-app-from-its-store-amid-contract-dispute-with-google https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/28/delta-to-give-every-flight-attendant-an-iphone-12-with-att-5g